INT. Master Bedroom- Last night-10 pm
CANDY has just finished her nightly ritual of washing her face and brushing her teeth before retiring to bed. CANDY turns out bathroom light and enters Master Bedroom where MY GUY is awake, but drifting off to sleep in the DIMLY LIT room. DOG 3 is laying on the end of the bed. CANDY hears a slight PINGING noise in the hallway, and quickly does a mental inventory in her head. Everyone in the house has retired to their rooms for the evening and all dogs are ensconsed safely in their beds. Quizzically, CANDY focuses a look to the direction of the hallway when a small black arial creature DESCENDS upon her.
CANDY: (SCREAMS) Ahhhhh! Honey, there's a bird in the hous...oh my God, it's a bat!!!
(CANDY immediately DROPS to the floor)
MY GUY:(JUMPING out of bed and DROPPING to the floor) Holy Shit!! It is a bat!
The bat FLYS frantically around the bedroom, DIVING to ground sporadically, causing CANDY and MY GUY to DUCK thier heads repeatedly. DOG 3, neither MOVES or REACTS to event taking place before him.
CANDY: (LAUGHING hysterically while DUCKING) Honey, get it out of here!!!
MY GUY: I'm trying!!!
MY GUY brilliantly crawls over to two small french doors, that open to a small sitting perch outside the bedroom and carefully OPENS both doors creating a large area of escape for the batty intruder.
CANDY: (still LAUGHING hysterically) Is it gone???
MY GUY: (CRAWLING over to the bedroom door to shut it) Not yet...
Five minutes of the bat frantically FLYING over head and DIVING ensues. The bat finally finds the open escape route and FLYS out. MY GUY quickly SLAMS both french doors shut.
MY GUY: (now STANDING on his feet) What the F was that??? How did that get in here??
CANDY:(returning to her feet) Honey, you are my hero!!!
CANDY and MY GUY gaze at each other in relief as DOG 3 ROLLS over to continue his evening slumber, unfazed.
FADE TO BLACK