Monday, May 4, 2009

For The Discriminating Bird


SUBURB OF BOSTON: HOUSE FOR SALE/RENT:

Clean, beautiful and spacious; this hip, urban, tri-level has three bedrooms, complete with outdoor patio perches and lots of closet space.

Set in a serene wooded area, the house boasts one of the best views in the quiet suburb. Voted one of BirdLife Magzine's Top Ten Most Desirable Locations, if residents don't mind a nosy, over zealous White Boxer, Pug and Jack Russell, or a few black squirrels to contend with occasionally.

Utilities, food, free parking and wireless internet included. Just a short jump to the lush branches of the many trees above.

Occupancy availiable immediately and squatters are encouraged and welcome.

15 comments:

Tuesday Taylor said...

What? No swimmming pool and hot tub?

The Dental Maven said...

And loads of FREE parking!

Pop and Ice said...

Adorable! I'm sure it will be "taken" soon. A bird family took up residence in a "horses coming out of the wall" sculpture at my favorite taco place, but when I tried to take a photo they flew out and squawked (sp?) at me. I could have made them famous, but noooo..........

Unknown said...

Does it come with central a/c and heating?

Girl Interrupted said...

Lots of closet space and free wifi!!!

When can I put a deposit down?

SkylersDad said...

I hope the squirrels don't move in and squat.

Ookami Snow said...

How many bathrooms?

Unknown said...

Do we get garage parking?

Heff said...

I don't know....seems too good to be true. I think it's a TRAP !

Prunella Jones said...

I'm jealous, my place is not half so luxurious.

Cora said...

Awww too cute! :-)

Anonymous said...

I'm on the first flight over.

Scope said...

They better have a good nest eggs or they won't pass the credit chick.

will said...

Free public housing never works. Of course all the zany birdbrains will take and hole in a storm and end up feathering their nest at someone's else's expense, usually a sucker, a pigeon for a hard luck story. Thankfully they can be bought for chicken feed.

Some chick, probably calling herself "Robin" will move in and be fanning tail at any ol' peacock that passes by. I won't even mention the hummers.

I tell ya, we need more cats!

Thirtysomething said...

What a cute idea! maybe i should build a squirrel house so the ones around here will leave my cedar siding alone.. humm... great plan candy!