This one time, I ate half a bag of tortilla chips. No salsa or anything on the chips, just the chips alone. Then I headed off to work, at a bowling alley, the midnight-to-dawn shift. In the middle of the night, I had an enormous chase of the shits. I don't know how long I was in the crapper, but it was long enough for my underling to steal 800 bucks from the safe.
Oh my...thanks for the warning of things to come if I continue on the "it's a holiday" food path
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Oh, yuck! *putting down the red licorice I'm eating for breakfast* This CANNOT be my future!
Hope you are feeling better soon!
Ok, that video actually made me gag! Not the video but the audio portion. yuck!
I don't know, swine flu might be better ;)
Here's a TMI Tuesday/Mexican Food story for you.
This one time, I ate half a bag of tortilla chips. No salsa or anything on the chips, just the chips alone. Then I headed off to work, at a bowling alley, the midnight-to-dawn shift.
In the middle of the night, I had an enormous chase of the shits. I don't know how long I was in the crapper, but it was long enough for my underling to steal 800 bucks from the safe.
OK, I have a weight issue - but I aint that bad!
More chins than a chinese phonebook - classic line!
The # 1 rule of comedy - You CAN'T go wrong with a fart scene.
Oh my...thanks for the warning of things to come if I continue on the "it's a holiday" food path
hey, come over to my humble little place and answer the question "I am..." today - or go one step further and enter the contest (see the details at the post) bring your friends with you ;)
Yup. He's dead-sexy alright!
if it was Swine Flu, you'd know how to admit you have it...in Latin!
That couldn't have been fun. . .
Aye yi yi!
But this is so much better to look at than the guy eating until he explodes in the Monty Python movie!
Yeah I have had too many nights like tha from mecican or fake mexican (taco bell) I gave it up
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hahaha this is stupid but funny
How much for 'dah behbee??
GET IN MAH BELLLL-LLLY!!!
Hmm, now is not the time to eat bad Mexican food!
EWWwwWWwwWWwwWWww!!!!
Yowza, I hope you don't feel like that !!!!!!!!!
wow, i just watched that video..
im sorry to say it, but you are really starting to let yourself go.... and to think i used to lust after you after that shoe story you told me....
ugh! I made it through Cinco de Mayo without a margarita or guacamole!!! What's happening to me?!?
Sadly, Ill never be a size 2 no matter how many miles I run.
Fortunately, Ill never be Fat Bastard no matter how many calories I chug.
It's a win win situation.
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