Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Queen Beeyoch

The ladies over at Scandalous Housewife have bestowed upon me a most distinct honor; that of Queen Bitch.

Hell Yeah! It's nice to be recognized for all your hard work and dedication. Thank you my bishes!

Scandalous Housewife is the home to three lovely ladies-Team Cougar-Scandy-the smokin hot Scandalous Housewife herself, Lush-Ess, her sexy, MILF counter part and Suburbia Steph, the deliciously naughty suburban house wife extraordinaire. Please check them out, one click over there and you will be hooked! (Heff, these lovelies are right up your alley) Oh the trouble and mischief we could conjure up if we lived near each other. One can only dream.....LOVE THEM!

Anyway, enough of the Scandalous love fest! So with this prestigious award I must adhere to the following:

With this award,the Queen duties include:
1. List 7 things that make you awe-summm.
2. Pass the award onto 7 bloggers that we love.
3. Tag those bloggers to let them know they are now Queens, too (and link back to the Queen who tagged you).

Ok bishes, you ask and you shall recieve.
I decided that since the Scandalous Ones inspired this post, I would list 7 things that the bishes would approve of that make me awe-summmmm.

Warning: This could get a little racy.

1. I have no gag reflex. Nuff said.

2. I was a dancer and I still occasionally take ballet class to stay fit. Let's just say that FLEXIBILITY is my strong suit.

3. After my ex-asshole and I broke up, one of the first things I did was hook up with a hot, young, strapping, hottie that had a thing for me in grad school. Since I was married at the time we met, we became good friends until that evening....revenge sex ROCKS!

4. My breasts are real and still perky-after forty. My cleavage is a weapon I use wisely.

5. I practice a very disciplined form of exercise daily called Kegels.

6. My Guy says that I am insatiable. Like this is a problem?

7. I shop regularly at La Perla. Nuff said.

So because I love all you bitches and I couldn't choose between you, I invite you to take this award and run with it!
Thanks to Scandy and the crew for providing the inspiration for today's fun. Now if you'll excuse me, some of us may need a cold shower.

Peace Bishes!


Sass said...

You filthy little minx.

hee hee.

Love IT. ;)

And yeah...I said minx. I am officially 183 years old.

Suburbia Steph said...

Me? Naughty???

Thanks for the props, Candy!

And NO gag reflex??? All I can say is WOW!

wigsf said...

She's an old-time ambassador
Of sweet talking, night walking games
And she's known in the darkest clubs
For pushing ahead of the dames
If she says she can do it
Then she can do it,
she don't make false claims
But she's a Queen,
and such are queens
That your laughter
is sucked in their brains
Now she's leading him on
And she'll lay him right down
But it could have been me
Yes, it could have been me
Why didn't I say,
why didn't I say, no, no, no

Heff said...

I don't know Candy, naughty suburban housewives scare the HELL out of me, lol !

Heff said...

Um, Kegels ? NICE !

Dr Zibbs said...

Oh Beeeeehaaaaavvvee.

SkylersDad said...

Will you have to give up your crown of Queen Bitch after the naked pictures I took of you become public?

Meghan said...

You're my hero. With great cleav'.

Scandalous Housewife said...

Mmmmmm, Candy! Meow!

Thanks for the love fest. We LOVE group love.


Chris @ Maugeritaville said...

I'm still blushing.

starbender said...

...Nuff said!


Alicia @ boylerpf said...

Whoa...happy husband somewhere!!! I haven't heard the term kegels since they were trying to push that little pink spring thing you put between your legs in the 70s! HA!!

John said...


Your Guy is a lucky guy.

The Dental Maven said...

Congrats on your award Girl! You Da Queen!!

Soda and Candy said...


: )

Scope said...

I, ummmm...
Yeah, errrrrr...

Brain not work now.

Fancy Schmancy said...

You are da BOMB, dawg! No seriously, you are!

R.o.c.k.e.t.D.o.g said...

Congrats!, Queen B!!

Furtheron said...

I'm shocked

BamaTrav said...

O.k, I could'nt take it anymore, Tell me where, and I will walk from Alabama. I have a weakness for ballerinas. Steady as she goes now.

Cora said...

How the hell did I miss this post, Candy?! I can't believe I missed this one! BEST POST EVER!!!!

Btw, my wv: "idame" ~ Clearly, your blog is a dame. *wink*

Cora said...

LOL! Now the wv is "dadrun" ~ why's he running?! Hee hee hee.

Cora said...

I swear I'm not making this up, now the wv is: "frakeye" *giggle*

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