Friday, March 27, 2009

PMS or Pretty Much Sensational

Frankly, I'm in a bit of a mood today...and I like it.

I can't say exactly why; (probably because my lower back is sore and I'm craving chocolate), but it could just be the influence of the moon's rising sun or some other crap like that. When I'm feeling like this it's not necessarily a bad thing, and by that I mean I'm not bitchy in a nasty mood kind of way. It's more like I have an edge about me. A razor sharp edge that somehow works in my favor.

No, today I feel good. Almost too good because the mood inhibitors are giving me a swagger. I very rarely get like this, but when the mood strikes, I feel compelled to go with it. I'm liking the reflection I see in the mirror and that nasty old bitch is liking me right back. This is the kind of feeling that could get me into trouble. Of course, the trouble I speak of would never happen because I'm far too smart and far too old for that kind of stuff, but no harm in workin' it, if you know what I'm sayin....So I'll wear it today as my badge of courage.

It's reflected in my attire: slimming designer jeans: check. A tight fitting top that accentuates my womanly assets in all the right places: check. Hair and make-up; done just so: check. My sexy recessional purchase wedge shoes I told you about: check. (yeah, today was just the day to break those babies out) The complete view from behind: check plus! (at least in my mind)

I was thinking this morning about an exchange I had with a guy I knew in high school. His name was Rick and he was the leader of the "Stoner crew". They were the tough guys that nobody messed with, and were just dangerous enough to stay away from. Rick and his crew held court out in the shared smoking area outside our school. I was a part of the "coolie crew" or the jocks as they are called, and we were on complete opposite sides of the social spectrum. For some reason, Rick took a small liking to me. I'm sure it had something to do with the fact that I was never easily intimidated by him and that I never cowered to his bullying, always quick with a smart ass comeback to his domination tactics. Regardless, our social groups co-existed in that tiny area with minimal interaction.

One day Rick decided to make a proclamation, in front of his friends and mine when he announced to everyone, "One day, Candy (insert my last name here) I predict you will be starring in a ZZ Top video." Everyone sort of just laughed slyly and I'm sure I threw back some quick, sharp comeback because at the time, as I was only slightly familiar with ZZ Top and their music, my being a "pop princess" and all and I was more than a little annoyed at his suggestion that my life's ambition would be to star in a music video. It wasn't until later that I realized that Rick had paid me the highest form of a compliment in his world.
I never forgot it, and on days like this, I recall it to memory. A visual aid to explain my swagger, so to speak.

So take this as my offering to go and get your "swagger on". I hope it inspires you to put a little bit of that sometimes necessary edge in your step.

And God help My Guy tonite, cuz it's date night and after all that has been said here today, HELL YEAH, you can bet I know how to use them!

25 comments:

Ruggy13 said...

The shoes!!!! I'm jealous! I'm going to the mall on my lunch break... god help hubby and our account cause i'm in the mood to shop!

wigsf said...

Now go get yourself some cheap sunglasses.

Sassy Britches said...

YEEEAAAHHH!! I love feeling like that; you WORK IT girl!

TishTash said...

Ooh, feisty. You done ZZ proud.

The Dental Maven said...

Girl, whatever you've been takin' for that PMS? I NEED SOME!!!!

Bambi said...

AMEN

Soda and Candy said...

Work it in those sexy economy-saving shoes, missy!

Jimmy Bastard said...

Ahhh well now, see me reet? I've been thinking here about what oul Ricky-boy said.
To my mind he must have had either the one glass eye, or he was indeed stoned.

Me personally, I'd have said that you was much too fine for a ZZ Top video.

He tried hard with his compliment,did Ricky, but was a little squint with the delivery.

No imagination obviously, that only comes from being Irish or Scottish.

Somewhere out there there's a wee baldy man with one glass eye and a big auld hole in his life.

That'd be your man Rick.

Cora said...

And I think it's contageous, Candy. After reading that, now I'm kinda feeling all Don't-Mess-With-Me-Or-Else Sexy too. And I like it. ;-)

Furtheron said...

ZZ rock! I wish I could grow a beard like those guys :-)

SkylersDad said...

Rock on Candy!!! (throwing up devil horn fingers)

Joe D. said...

The key is confidence. Confident women are always sexy to me.

Do you have you have sister lol?

Oh and nice games from Henderf*ck and Scheyer-douche last night. 4-32 reeaaaal good from the Dook Blue Devils.

Scandalous Housewife said...

Suh-weeet Candy!
The naughty boys at my school sang J. Geil's Band 'Angel is a Centerfold' t me, claiming my prissy, cheerleader ass was going to grow up and be in Playboy.
Nope, just a Scandy Housewife...

LegalMist said...

Awesome! (And, watch out, world!)

Scope said...

"The complete view from behind: check plus! (at least in my mind)"

You have my email address, you know, if you need to have this opinion validated.

I'm here to help. That's just the kind of guy I am.

Dr Zibbs said...

Candy, sorry to hear you're having your "menzees"

Cheryl said...

Sometimes when I feel really good, I question whether I picked up my morning coffee, or a bottle of Baileys

Cowguy said...

Go get 'em! Great post, made me smile Candy.

Don't ever pass up a chance to see "that lil' ol' band from texas". They throw one helluva show.

Lisa said...

You go girl!!

Hey, I still wanna know where you got those shoes.

Elenka said...

Ha ha...I wish we could see ya!!!!

Vodka Mom said...

i love Zz top!!!

And I'm sure you rocked that date!!!

Hubs and I have date night on the couch in my robe. Doesn't quite cut it.

Big Green Serpent said...

Great mood. I love it! And on that video, I can remember the first time I heard ZZ - was my first year of uni in 93. A friend from Harrogate introduced me and I have never looked back. Thanks.

Joanie M said...

My ZZ Top song was always "Lookin' For Some Tush".

Soooo, how DID your weekend go? Inquiring minds want to know!

John said...

Oh I do like these descriptive posts. Lucky guy.

pure evyl said...

It was indeed a compliment of the highest order.

BTW, my word verification was finea. Coincidence?