This is a black day at the Daily Dandy. I just heard the news.
In case you weren't aware of my obsession with Tommy please refer here.
My BFF and I had this text exchange no more than ten minutes ago.
HER: Brady's off the block.
ME: Who r your sources???!!! I read it in the Boston Globe today and it is unconfirmed!!! (the rumors about the engagement have been swirling for months-all confirmed as rumors and NOT true)
HER: People dot com
ME: SHUT UP!!
HER: Yup. lol small intimate ceremony...Sorry bic
ME: (still holding out hope that it's just a rumor) I'm going to check it out right now.
(after a good six or seven minutes)
ME: I just puked! Oh nooooooo, why? Why? Why? I'm devastated. Bitch. He just ruined his image. Now he's just a pussy-whipped has been. OMG-did I just say that??(see how devastated I am-I resorted to that level of LOW-forgive me Tommy)
HER: (forever my bestest friend-trying to console me) No worries at least he married quality.
ME: If she fucking jinxed his career I will stalk and kill the bitch MYSELF.*
All I am left with is this: WHY???
*Of course I would NEVER kill Giselle or any other living creature. I'm a pacifist whose just mad as hell right now.