I can't blog today because there are fifty million other things I should be doing.
I can't blog today because it's 9am and I am still sitting at my computer in my pajamas. I need to get dressed and get a life.
I can't blog today because I am unemployed and I need to find a job. Although it would be way too cool if blogging were my job. Then I could stay in my pajamas and get paid. Any ideas?
I can't blog today because I need to pack for my trip to Paris on Thursday with my two best friend in the world. But I plan on blogging while I am there so you can all live vicariously through me. Yipee! I'll post pics and give you the latest on the City of Lights. It should be fun, so please let me know you are following along with me.
I can't blog today because I have to go to the supermarket and make sure my family has food while I am gone. I also need to get the ingredients for the fabulous new recipe I got this morning on another great blog so I can make it for tonight's dinner. I'll let you know how it turns out.
I can't blog today because it is back to school night tonight and I need to have all these other things done before I go. Including helping with homework and getting dinner on the table, yet here I still sit, the clock ticking away.
I can't blog today because I have to make sure the kid's schedules are all set while I am gone and everyone knows where they are supposed to be and why. I'm not worried. My guy is more than capable of being Mr. Mom for a few days while I go jet-setting off to Europe.
I can't blog today because I need to be working on my memoir. I set an attainable goal of at least 2 hours per day of memoir writing, yet I have logged way too many more that that daily, on my blog.
I can't blog today because I need to pay my monthly bills before I go away. This is key because I will definitely spend the bill money in Paris if I don't. But really, wouldn't you rather be blogging?
I can't blog today because I could waste the better part of an hour blogging with my sports friends about my beloved Red Sox and their Division Series win last night in Boston. Go Sox! Oh no wait, I did that already this morning.
So, really I'm so sorry... because I absolutely can't blog today.