Monday, August 11, 2014
Fat Bottomed Girls
Is there any truth to the saying in the song, "Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round."? Being somewhat of a "fat bottomed girl" myself, I wondered.
I'm sitting on the beach with a bunch of people this weekend, and the conversation casually turns to the shape and size of all people. The topic was about someone that knew someone in high school, that happened to be a "fat bottomed girl". It was told that this certain "fat bottomed girl" got all the guys.
We questioned this collectively. Yes. It was affirmed. This girl happened to get both handsome and not so handsome guys with relative ease.
OK, we said. "Was that because she was easy?" We couldn't help but wonder. The answer may surprise you. It was told that she was not easy in the way that one may think, but easy in that she was available. Then the fellas all chimed in.
"I'm not sure that's true," one said. "I've never been into fat girls."
"Oh yeah," one said. "In my twenties? After hitting back a few?" another said. "They all look like supermodels."
Another said, "I'm pleading the fifth here." And we all knew what that meant.
And one actually said. "Yeah, that could be true."
While there are much more important and pressing topics to be discussed on the pages of The Daily Dandy, I decided to poll it out to my boys.
OK fellas... to all the boys that comment here.Is it true? Is it a rite of passage? Does the "Rocking World Go Round"? Tell us what you think.