Friday, July 26, 2013

Back, By Popular Demand

This is what one would call a "Pirate Booty", although I'm not sure Captain Jack would be so proud.

Oh hey now! I don't think these lovelies got the memo about the 80's being over! They are definitely NOT bringing sexy baaack.

Cmon now, really? Isn't there an old saying, "No shirts, No shoes, No Service!"

This one is from the souped up Redneck vehicle files! All the luxury of a minivan with the convenience of a pickup. Redneck ingenuity at it's finest.

I got nothing to say here. Nothing. Except maybe WOW..

Now I am the first one to be extolling the virtues of a 15 minute at-home-mask, but this? This takes rollers in the hair at the store to a whole new level. And I'm quite sure that that mask there, left on for more than 20 minutes will certainly dry out her facial complexion.

Ok, so this dude may have been in a big hurry to get to Wally World for big savings so he forgot his wig, but dang if this dude doesn't have a pretty good cleavage in that there frock!

And finally...someone forgot their shopping list. This was obviously written by a man who knows what he wants. The "soft crap paper" is definitely a priority.

Happy Weekend Bloggers!  May all the paper you come in contact with this weekend be soft.


MarkD60 said...

I just can't take it. It is too much. I'd have to say something or leave if I saw someone dressed like that.
I remember once I saw an incredibly obese woman wearing spandex pants in a mall. I could hear herself telling herself, "I look really skinny in these"

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Totally disgusting. I have not seen such impressive back fat in my entire life.

SkylersDad said...

The guy in his underwear... What the hell?

the walking man said...

I swear we had to stop in one of those stores on the way home and it was FULL of people just like that. Well you know the one thing they don't but should sell at Wal-Marts is Chinese made DIGNITY.

Scope said...

Not sure why the guy put "Snot rags" on the list. Ain't that another name for "crap paper (soft)", "Snot rag on a roll"?

Cora said...

Working at Walmart must be the most frightening job ever.