Wednesday, December 5, 2012

If You've Got Nothing Nice To Say Don't Say Anything At All.


So this chick pissed me off yesterday.

And here I was thinking I had I left high school years ago.

She basically told me she thought I was ugly. But in a nice way. If that's possible. I couldn't believe it.
And I'm all like,"really bitch? You didn't just say that to me, did you?" "Oh, HELL no!":

Truth is, I didn't say anything back. I didn't say anything back that was mean spirited, like I wanted to. I just kind of chuckled. I casually told her I live by my own rules and I don't care too much about other people's rules or what they think from behind my huge, dazzling smile. I took it like it was no skin off my back. But it was skin off my back. It was hairs standing up on the back of my neck.

Didn't your mother ever tell you that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all? Really, Bitch? I have to deal with her regularly too because she's kind of a  new colleague. And I hardly giggled when someone else described her as "quirky and flighty". I said nothing because quietly I already knew she was a bitch.

She's completely screwed herself now, because she's dead to me. I'll be cordial because that's what my mom taught me to do, but if she does it again I'll go all Irish on her and then I won't be pretty. She can count on that. My Irish can get very ugly.

Really bitch?

What are we 7 years old? Is she trying to establish her dominance? Believe me toots, I'm not interested in hanging with you "cool kids". I'm all set.

Now I know I'm not ugly.

And this is not a ploy to get you to tell me I'm beautiful in the comments section.This is about a lot more than the way that I look, but I'm so surprised that a grown woman would resort to that type of "bullying". Because I can't think of any other reason for her to say what she said to the new kid on the block. It's kind of shocking. And I said nothing back. Snark deserted me when I needed it most.

That's SO not like me. Let's hope my mojo's not next.

Really bitch?

9 comments:

the walking man said...

Fuck it, why even be cordial, just don't acknowledge her existence. Why the fuck do you have her eyeball shattering picture there. You know I need to protect the vision in my one good eye. Is making me blind going to make you feel better about your being all ugly and shit?

Scope said...

Bitch is as bitch does.

MarkD60 said...

I love it when a Chick calls another Chick a Chick.

When I was in kindergarten, I remember thinking that I couldn't wait to be grown up, so all this stupid kindergarten crap would be over. Now I know that the same shit countries fight wars over is the exact same bullshit crap from kindergarten.

You know you're not ugly, I know it too. Plus, no woman named Candy is or has ever been ugly!!
:-)

iredded 44

Cora said...

Yep. I do the same thing. I smile and say nothing at the time, and then think of all my best retorts like three days too late. Grrr.

As for the bitch, some people just have to insult others to make themselves feel better, like the "jellyfish" jerk from Bridget Jones's Diary. Here's hoping she trips and falls in front of a bus.

SkylersDad said...

Give her a break, if she thinks that you are ugly she is blind and had several concussions. ;^)

Heff said...

I suggest a Jello Wrestling fight to the death.

Pearl said...

If the new girl is saying crap like this at this point, what's gonna happen next?!

Two words: blog fodder.

She sounds like a case study. Take lotsa notes. :-)

Pearl

Dr Zibbs said...

I hate people like that. And she's nuts!

HermanTurnip said...

But she seems so rotund and jolly. Wait...can it be? Santa?