Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Did You Hear The One About The Blonde That...



Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.



Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"



Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.



When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".



Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.



After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

D'uh....

4 comments:

Heff said...

God love 'em, one and ALL, Lol !

SkylersDad said...

Good ones!!

And the jokes were good as well...

Scope said...

I would say "That deserves a rim shot" but I think Heff might blow a fuse.

Dr Zibbs said...

Pretty good.