Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Got Blonde?


Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive and well endowed blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed...

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."


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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this a true story YOU did or just one you heard, or...did you hear it and actually have the tits to try it?

Heff said...

I'm sorry, but I'm SPEECHLESS on this one, lol.

Deech said...

I can see this happening too! Too bad she would be stopped at the door because of security cameras...

Scope said...

I'd like to see you try it. ;-)

the walking man said...

Heff speechless is funnier than the joke.