Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do



I went to bed last night with a slight headache and left my TV on, something I never do. I awoke about 4:30 am to some sad sack ABC News round table that had a bunch of good looking people talking news. Or so I assume they were talking news, because it was then that I heard that Jesse James and Kat Von D had recently ended their engagement and their relationship.

I'm sorry, but I this is somewhat vindicating for all us Sandra Bullock fans. The guy's a quadruple LOSER and somewhere Sandra Bullock has to be smiling to herself, just a little bit. Kat Von D is the one I really feel sorry for. It looks like she got duped by one of the most hated men on the planet. Reports are saying that their relationship could not endure the long distance between them. Are you kidding me? She is in LA and he is in Austin. You mean to tell me that all that money between them couldn't get them close enough together on the weekends?

So why end things just because they couldn't be together every day? If that is the truth, then wouldn't you do something about it? Breaking up seems so illogical. My suspicion tells me that someone else is involved. The easy and most obvious indication for the break up would be that he cheated with some tattooed, white supremacist, swastika-ed model, but reports have already surfaced that she is currently back with Nikki Sixx, her former boyfriend.

Maybe Jesse got exactly what what was coming to him and maybe not, but judging from one of this season's LA Ink episodes, Kat was inking a childhood picture of Jesse onto her torso. I'm thinking that's not a move a woman would make that was cheating, and now she's stuck with her new ink. Good thing she's in the business. I'm sure it's already been turned into something else.

Another one bites the dust, and I couldn't be happier. I like Kat much better without that loser.

5 comments:

Heff said...

HEY ! What about us die-hard JESSE FANS !?!?

That poor man just CAN'T FIND A WORTHY WHORE !

Scope said...

And now with Amy Winehouse off the market, what's he going to do? (Too soon?)

I suspect that if you were with Jesse, if you couldn't keep an eye on him, you might as well drop him, right, because you know the wreck is coming.

Joker_SATX said...

I'm sorry...I was going to post something intelligent here and then read Heff's comment and completely lost it...ROTFLMAO!

BeckEye said...

Yeah, I read she already got his dumb face tattooed on her body.

the walking man said...

Dude should have just stuck with being a dad to his first kid and building killer old school bikes and cars. It's obvious he can't handle the money or the fame.

Why would she cover the tat? It's him at age 9 or 10, in her arm pit and what woman doesn't want to sweat all over a ten year old boy?