Monday, October 25, 2010

My Bad



Overheard at a party this weekend:


Little Red Riding hood was frolicking through the forest, when out from behind a tree jumped the Big Bad Wolf.


The Big Bad Wolf, drooling and ready to pounce, said to Little Red, "Little Red Riding hood, I'm going to bend you over and GIVE it to you good, you little whore."


Little Red, unfazed, reached into her basket, pulled out a gun, put it to the wolf's head, pointed to her vagina and replied, "No you're not. You're going to EAT me just like the story says."

9 comments:

the walking man said...

I could go with that ending!

Heff said...

Either one works for me !

BeckEye said...

Heard that one, but it's always funny.

Argentum Vulgaris said...

That's absolutely disgust and naughty... I love it!

AV

The Dental Maven said...

Pays to remember those story lines, doesn't it?

madtexter (corey james) said...

Oooh! Scandalous! Hey, if the story says 'eat me', then the wolf must oblige.

Elenka said...

ha ha ha ha ha!

Scott Oglesby said...

SOLD! Where do I sign up?

RW said...

Silly wolf, guns are for kids.