Overheard at a party this weekend:
Little Red Riding hood was frolicking through the forest, when out from behind a tree jumped the Big Bad Wolf.
The Big Bad Wolf, drooling and ready to pounce, said to Little Red, "Little Red Riding hood, I'm going to bend you over and GIVE it to you good, you little whore."
Little Red, unfazed, reached into her basket, pulled out a gun, put it to the wolf's head, pointed to her vagina and replied, "No you're not. You're going to EAT me just like the story says."
9 comments:
I could go with that ending!
Either one works for me !
Heard that one, but it's always funny.
That's absolutely disgust and naughty... I love it!
AV
Pays to remember those story lines, doesn't it?
Oooh! Scandalous! Hey, if the story says 'eat me', then the wolf must oblige.
ha ha ha ha ha!
SOLD! Where do I sign up?
Silly wolf, guns are for kids.
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