Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Halloween Hoax

Ok, so they can just call it now. Call it for what it is, already, a hoax.

Cmon, I question whether these two are even real, let alone married. She's a pop princess, second only to Lady Gaga, in the "Rule the Pop World" category, and he's just plain weird. Seriously, I believe he really is the character, Aldous Snow, the one he played in,"Forgetting Sarah Marshall".

They say there is someone for everyone, so if this is true, I think these two have YET to find their someone. Call me cynical, but I just think there is no way Little Miss Type A married that big heap of mess. For all the success that Russell Brand has had, and he's sort of riding a wave of cinematic success right now, what are the odds that Katy will hang around when the Russell Brand train comes to a halt?

What do I know? They could be the worlds longest survivng couple ever, but the odds are heavily stacked against them, especially if they both continue finding success in Hollywood.

Let's get a pool together and predict how long these two will last. I'm serouis.

$2o bucks says six months, or at least until after the release of his next movie, Arthur.


The Dental Maven said...

Katy is a 26 year old child and Russell is a 35 year old misfit with a history of drug abuse. Oh sure, this should work out just peachy.

sybil law said...

He gives me the effing willies. WHY is he famous, exactly? He definitely isn't funny.
Ewww - she has SEX with him! Ick.
Now I have to shower.

Heff said...

Have you ever seen anyone INTERVIEW Russell Brand ??

He's a COMPLETE IDIOT, and QUITE annoying.

He best be squeezing the hell out of those Grade A Knockers while he's got papers on 'em !

SkylersDad said...

6 months seems a long time, unless he is gone most of the time at some movie shoot.

BeckEye said...

I'm one of the most cynical girls on the block, but I think there's something very cute about them together. If they'd never gotten together, it wouldn't seem like a potential match, but now that they are, they seem to fit.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I'm going to say . . . 4 months before someone cheats.

And I hope it's me. Making out with Katy Perry's boobs.

Cora said...

I dunno, maybe this isn't the popular opinion here today, but I like them both. I find them both extremely captivating. And together? Wow. I honestly hope it does work out.... and not just because I wanna see what their children turn out like. ;-)