Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Tuesday's Tale

Stan was dying.

His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly:

"I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to", his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."


Corve DaCosta said...


Jim said...

LOL!!!!!!!! Perfect. This is definitely one to send around.


The Dental Maven said...

never underestimate a woman. period.

Heff said...

Hmmm. Should've been called "Tuesday's Tail".

Scott Oglesby said...

At least he lived a rewarding life. Badabing. I'll be here all week.