Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Tuesday's Tale

Stan was dying.

His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly:

"I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to", his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."

5 comments:

Corve DaCosta said...

LOL...

Jim said...

LOL!!!!!!!! Perfect. This is definitely one to send around.

XO

The Dental Maven said...

never underestimate a woman. period.

Heff said...

Hmmm. Should've been called "Tuesday's Tail".

Scott Oglesby said...

At least he lived a rewarding life. Badabing. I'll be here all week.