Thursday, January 9, 2014

Fire Is Good

There were three guys, a sex addict, a weed addict, and an alcoholic. 

They all went to hell for their sin and found themselves standing in front of the Devil. The Devil decided to make a deal with them saying,
"I will lock you in a room with what ever you did for a 1000 years and if you get over any of your sins I will send you back to the land of the living, Earth." 

So the sex addict got locked in a room full of virgins, the alcohol addict got locked in a room full of beer, the weed addict locked in a room full of weed. 

1000 years later the Devil goes to the sex addict he comes out saying "Aww my dick hurts I'm never having sex again", poof he goes back to earth.  

He then open the alcoholic room and the alcoholic says "Im never having beer", and gets sent back to Earth. 

Then the Devil opens the weed addict's room and the weed addict punches the Devil right in the face!

He looks at the Devil and says,

"You forgot my lighter bitch! 


the walking man said...

I can see the first 500 years of him trying to rub two joints together to make fire.

Anonymous said...