Friday, August 21, 2009

See You In The Funny Pages


John was lonely. He decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

He went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg bug),which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box home, found a good location for the box and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?"

Silence; there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, so he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,"How about going to the bar and having a beer with me?"

Again, there was no answer, nothing but silence came from his new friend and pet. So, he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time. This time,putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,

'Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a beer with me?'

Finally, a little voice came out of the box that said, "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fucking shoes on!"

12 comments:

Joanie M said...

Hahahahahah!!!!!!

The Dental Maven said...

Love it!

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

thanks!!

Scott Oglesby said...

That shows you how my mind works. Even after seeing the cartoon at the top I thought it was going to be about how many beers the centipede could drink. I must be a lush.
Good One!

I somehow left this comment on yesterday's post as well. Oops.

Heff said...

Ha ! I don't want any pets that drink up beer, though !

Soda and Candy said...

hahahahaha, that is cute. See, swearing is fucking adorable!!!

BeckEye said...

Ha haha!! That's delightful.

If all bugs could talk, I bet their most uttered phrase would be, "No! Please don't kill me!"

slopmaster said...

nerd.

this is such a girl joke

Wil said...

Would you like to borrow a snare and crash cymbal for this? LOL.

Wil Harrison.com

Madtexter said...

Yet again...you hit the funny spot. Have you received the Madtexter Manic Muse Award yet? I'm gonna dig one up and post it to my blog, so everyone can link back to your blog. People should not miss your tasty postings!

Prunella Jones said...

Bada bing!

Cheryl said...

Well why couldn't the centipede have just answered him the first time then?... Stupid centipede.

Also, why is the centipede talking?