Wednesday, April 15, 2009

For The Stripper In All Of Us


Cmon girls,admit it. I know there's a part of you that likes it a little on the trashy side. And guys, do I really need to point out the obvious? You know you like you some dirty girl; some of the time.

Well I'm here to tell you that I have found the perfect product to bring out that hidden stripper in all of us girls. Guys, tell your women folk, and ladies, I kid you not-RUN, don't walk to the nearest CVS or Walgreens and pick up my newest dirty little secret.

Maybelline Lash Stiletto Mascara. I cannot say enough about this, $6.99 worth of magic in a tube. If you are anything like me, I am always on the hunt for the perfect mascara. I have worked with and tried them all.Cheap, expensive and ridiculously expensive. My favorites are always the same and in order; Trish McEvoy, High Volume Mascara, Lancome Definicils Mascara and Benefit Bad Gal Mascara.



Generally there are two types of mascara. I prefer a lengthening mascara over a thickening mascara. One lengthens your lashes, one thickens your lashes.




FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID...because this little white trashy number does it all in it's sexy little tube. It works much like the aforementioned Definicils mascara, if it were pumped up on Viagra!! It is true sex on a stick. It lengthens, defines and separates the lashes like nothing I have ever tried, leaving you with embarrassingly sexy, stripper ready lashes to bat at your own free will. If, after you have applied it, you need more volume to go with the out-of control length, let it dry and layer a bit more at the root of the eyelash and voila! you have both length and volume.

At this price, you can buy it in bulk so you are never left out of the party with wimpy, demure looking lashes. For years Stiletto's red-headed, inbred cousin, Maybelline Great Lash (the pink and the green) has been getting all the good press. Hailed as the world's #1 mascara, it can now take it's seat at the back of the bus because Lash Stiletto just smacked it back into submission with it's dominatrix lush lengths.



Why should the strippers have all the naughty fun? I'm telling you, pick some of this up today. I guarentee it will be a better and a less expensive investment than say a good porno and a dose of Viagra!

Unleash or UNLASH the stripper inside you!

22 comments:

Bill Stankus said...

Whoever she is, that's one (take yer pick) intimidating - scary picture.

As for mascara, why bother, it's the eyes that count.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

A great point, Bill.

Paula and Skip said...

Love bellydance, love salsa. love ballet but combining moves to a strip is fab.
Mascara - oh well...
Paula, second time visitor, certainly will stop by often ;-)

Scandalous Housewife said...

Yeah, but does it come in neon blue?

wigsf said...

Okay, I'm confused. Is this product supposed to be used on eyelashes or is it supposed to be used on the hair down there?

Who looks at a stripper's face? I can see women's faces everywhere (except some parts of the Middle East). I look at strippers to see what every other women in the world isn't showing me. I'm there for the hoohaa!

Hmph, eyelashes, please...

Sass said...

Since I apparently have a stripper twin somewhere in town, I'll have to go someplace else to buy this. It'd cause people to talk.

;)

Candy's daily Dandy said...

I almost forgot-it is essential to curl the lashes (with an eyelash curler to achieve maximum stripper-fection!

and-WIGSF it's for the lashes we want to bat at the WORLD

SkylersDad said...

I am one of the few guys in the world that doesn't like any makeup on a women. I just love a natural look!

Heff said...

I'll get right on pasing this info along, as I likes me some dirty girl ALL of the time !!

Dr Zibbs said...

And I believe I see some cameltoe in that photo.

Cora said...

I thought this was going to be a post about stripper pole workouts! I was all like yeeeaaaahhhh-- oh, mascara. Hee hee.

Cora said...

Wait! Just to clarify the stripper pole workout comment: it's something I'm thinking about doing for WORKOUT purposes, NOT for a JOB. There. Now I feel better.

Oh, alright, fine. I'll use the skillz for playtime purposes too. But still NOT a job.

Okay, I'm done now.

*blush*

Elenka said...

Thanks! I'm all over this!!!!

Fancy Schmancy said...

I used to love mascara, but I have such severe allergies that I don't wear any eyeliner or mascara any more unless it's a really special occasion. Bummer.

The Dental Maven said...

Girl! Soon as I saw the name I knew I hadda have it. Even had a dollar off coupon for it!

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

Sex on a stick...oh yeah...I'm really thinking about mascara..LOL! I'm a Defincils girl from way back.

~E said...

I dedicate my next post to you, oh great style diva.

And btw, I would sooo make a hotter stripper than that chic.

Just sayin.

Sassy Britches said...

Why am I worried about the fact that that woman's belly is sticking way out but she has no rolls? This is not fair.

HowEVER, I've seen the Stiletto advertised in the mags (I'm an Almay One-Coat Thickening girl myself), so I'm thinking I might have to go check this out (seeing as how my anal retentive self throws the tube out on the 15th of each month for a new one)!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

that stripper has huge thighs. and a big heart. huh?

slopmaster said...

is there anything to HIDE the hidden stripper of your gf? She's already slutty enough, I want her to classy up a bit.

Pop and Ice said...

This post was so timely. After giving up on Estee Lauder and moving on to various cheaper brands that seemed to do just as poorly, I was about to give up entirely. My latest mascara - whatever it is - mysteriously flakes and rubs off - and I don't even touch my eyes! Please tell me it doesn't smudge or flake. And if you can recommend a good eyelash curler, I would be in heaven. Mine *bites*.

Furtheron said...

Make up!!! The girls in my life are constantly on make up courses, the last one involved false lashes and glitter and God knows what else, they looked a sight when they got home... good job they didn't have to use public transport. :-)