Friday, July 13, 2012

Dear God




A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. “Dear Lord,” she prays, “if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery.”
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn’t win. She prays even harder, saying, “God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once.”
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.
“Sweetheart, work with me on this,” he says. “Buy a ticket.”

7 comments:

Heff said...

God Love 'em ALL.....

Denis Verdecia said...

ROTFLMAO!!!

BamaTrav said...

Reminds me of Sara Jay.

Cora said...

Ha ha ha!

SkylersDad said...

Great one, classic!

Scope said...

Wow! That's a serious case of SPAM you got going on there.

I was gonna make a joke about God telling her "Start hooking", but by the time I scrolled that far down, I had to alter my plans.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I love that joke and it's variations! Thanks for reminding me and giving me a good belly laugh.