This can't be good.
Seriously, is that Leo DeCaprio wearing a
HEADBAND? Like a chick
? No wonder he's still single
. What the hell is going on in this world? There is no way that that is OK, and it will never be.
Nick Jonas? I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Seriously, this is just never sexy. Not even on the Gods. You wouldn't catch Zeus dead wearing a girlly headband. A laurel of some kind of greens, but never a headband. He's Zeus for Christ's sake.
And Becks? Dude, for that shot alone, we may have to revoke your "sexiest man alive" card. Geesh. That's a defilement of that gorgeous creature and worthy of a penalty kick to the nuts. Sorry Becks. Not SEXY.
But the biggest tragedy of all....
The cruelest of cruel jokes...
The horror that keeps me awake some nights is this......
Dare I say it?
Oh Tommy., Tell me it isn't so.
