Queen Beeyoch

The ladies over at Scandalous Housewife have bestowed upon me a most distinct honor; that of Queen Bitch.

Hell Yeah! It's nice to be recognized for all your hard work and dedication. Thank you my bishes!

Scandalous Housewife is the home to three lovely ladies-Team Cougar-Scandy-the smokin hot Scandalous Housewife herself, Lush-Ess, her sexy, MILF counter part and Suburbia Steph, the deliciously naughty suburban house wife extraordinaire. Please check them out, one click over there and you will be hooked! (Heff, these lovelies are right up your alley) Oh the trouble and mischief we could conjure up if we lived near each other. One can only dream.....LOVE THEM!

Anyway, enough of the Scandalous love fest! So with this prestigious award I must adhere to the following:

With this award,the Queen duties include:

1. List 7 things that make you awe-summm.

2. Pass the award onto 7 bloggers that we love.

3. Tag those bloggers to let them know they are now Queens, too (and link back to the Queen who tagged you).

Ok bishes, you ask and you shall recieve.

I decided that since the Scandalous Ones inspired this post, I would list 7 things that the bishes would approve of that make me awe-summmmm.

Warning: This could get a little racy.

1. I have no gag reflex. Nuff said.

2. I was a dancer and I still occasionally take ballet class to stay fit. Let's just say that FLEXIBILITY is my strong suit.

3. After my ex-asshole and I broke up, one of the first things I did was hook up with a hot, young, strapping, hottie that had a thing for me in grad school. Since I was married at the time we met, we became good friends until that evening....revenge sex ROCKS!

4. My breasts are real and still perky-after forty. My cleavage is a weapon I use wisely.

5. I practice a very disciplined form of exercise daily called Kegels.

6. My Guy says that I am insatiable. Like this is a problem?

7. I shop regularly at La Perla. Nuff said.

So because I love all you bitches and I couldn't choose between you, I invite you to take this award and run with it!

Thanks to Scandy and the crew for providing the inspiration for today's fun. Now if you'll excuse me, some of us may need a cold shower.

Peace Bishes!

Love will keep us together.

I am feeling the love today! It's always a great day when someone sends you a little pat on the back for a job well done.
Coco, over at Piece O' Coconut Cake has gifted me with not one but two fabulous prizes! And since I am feeling a little like Vanna White, I feel the need to share them with you all it and pay it forward.
The first:

She couldn't remember the rules so she suggested I make up my own. I decided to display these proudly and pass these on as a show of love to my fellow bloggers.

The second one:

It's not easy, what we do; coming up with creative, informational, witty, and stimulating fodder for a daily blog. We all have those days when you feel like you have nothing to say and a simple comment or two on a lazy post motivates to keep going. Then there are the days that you can't wait to get to your computer, so filled with creative energy, the post practically writes itself. Always eager to share your story with your fellow bloggers, you end up checking 3 or 4 times during the day for their comments and opinions on your thoughts. It's nice to know that someone in the bloggersphere is listening.

So as a show of support and love, pass these on to your favorite bloggers as a show of appreciation of their passions, hard work and their words.

I pass these on to:

Lydia at ... down the rabbit hole... My favorite! You are the best! Ever supportive and fabulous, you are most deserving of these awards. Thanks for always showing up.

Joe D at The Other World Wide Leader in Sports. My little blogger friend. His sports blog is way creative and he's got some really funny and amazing links on his blog. Check out the 72 year old b-baller and the link labeled "Kobe does Cruise" it's hilarious. Show him some love by dropping a comment.

Zibsy over at That Blue Yak . Zibbs you are the Hef to us "girls next door". I know you are way busy with your amazing blog and your obsession with driving it's traffic,(which is inspiring) but I am sure you could stop bye for just a moment and feel the love. Pay it forward dude!

Tova Darling you so would have been on this list-but I know that Coco already awarded you with two of your own. Congrats!

Feel the love today and pay it forward!!