A blonde was speeding in a 25 mile per hour residential zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over.
The female police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?'
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "Don't be a smartass!, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman.
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That there is funny!
ReplyDeleteAs a blond, I take offense. But yeah, I'm dumb so I can't really get too mad . . .
ReplyDeleteI saw this when you first posted it but seeing as how your blond i didn't know how as a brunette i should have answered.
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