Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time, in a world not too long ago, a wife's job was to serve her man....
Oh, how the times have changed. The wives and mother's of today have redefined their roles and our fore-mothers fought valiantly for our equality.

Thank you, Gloria Steinem? The woman suffragettes?

These are so REDONK that I had to share them with you.



Ya, millions of housewives today are still taking pep vitamins to get through the day, "cuter". But they are no longer called "pep" vitamins, they are called "perks".

Hmmmm, "for sale by all Druggists".....That hasn't really changed much either.

Ok, so this one gets me crazy. Notice it's a woman's hand with the beer opener? Is she drinking the beer herself? I think not. Again, I'm thinking all the beer cans will open this easy so that a woman can serve her man and his obnoxious buddies....

Are you f-ing kidding me?

See? Our mothers did it and we turned out 1 in 13 alcoholics.

I'm digging this whole James Bond Vibe, but really? And they went with this ad? Don Draper should be fired and the guy here should be kicked in the balls. Just sayin....