So in fine Daily Dandy tradition, Freaky Friday must accompany those freaks from Wally World. So feast your eyes on the Freak Flag Flying's finest....
Oooooooohhhh yeah, dead sexy......He musta wurked mighty hard on them abs, cuz he dang sure is proud of em'. Yup.
Where is Waldo? and what the hell is wrong with some people?? At least they gave him some breathing room for goodness sake, forget the fact that a 23 lb frozen turkey is crushing his kidney somewhere under there. "He's sleeping so he must be fine"
Lady, the poor kid has passed out from the pain....
I think I just heard those sweat pants scream, "Help!"
And this is normal in what part of the world?
I know about 15 ladies who would reach for their cell phones and call the authorities if they saw this at their local Walmart.
And last but not least, in honor of our newest American Idol judge, YES this Dude certainly does look like a lady!!!
I gotta give him kudos, and style points on his FAB retro look even though, he broke the cardinal rule of no white shoes after labor day...Although I can see where he was going with this whole thing. Nice work.
Happy Weekend Bloggers, never be afraid to let your freak flag fly!
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ReplyDeleteI go to our local supermarket very early in the morning - about 7am. I'm in with the cleaners and the last of the overnight shelf stackers, a few kids buying stuff on way to school and that is about it. I love it that way - if I go later the place is full of nutjobs!
At least it's a hospital gown with a back.
ReplyDeleteThat last one is a guy? How can you tell?
We were supposed to have some "snow" last night. Yeah, ok, is that what that is? Looks like a sprinkling of powdered sugar on my car roof, and nothing else. Can't believe someone didn't freak out and make the schools all 2 hours late.
Have a great weekend.
XO
Oh my God...that first guy! There is the obvious issue but then after another look, I was like, "Is he wearing rubber gloves?" Clearly, he's picking up his weekend necessities: rope, duct tape and something that will have roughly the same effect as chloroform.
ReplyDeleteNo white shoes after Labor Day is no longer a rule. That, of course, depends on how FABULOUS the shoes are. :)
ReplyDeleteI am so glad I don't frequent Wal Mart, though. And that kid in the cart! More than the kid being squished, I keep looking at ALL THAT FOOD. Damn!
I actually see a few people at the store in hospital gowns every now and then. I always wonder WTF is going on there.
ReplyDeletei do believe that is a picture of Cletus "The Situation" McGinty
ReplyDelete:-) Oh, my. What have we become?!!
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OMG this is the funniest blog I have seen/read in a long time! I'm in hysterics (in a good way) and your commentary was sublime...and this is normal in which part of world...indeed!
ReplyDeleteLoved it!
PS: I just sent you a "friend request" on FB under the name Sandra Charron.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me Facebook updates when you write a new post!
This makes me so excited to be coming back! Seriously though.
ReplyDeleteI hope you are rooting for the Steelers now….??????
Now I know where my mother's housecoat got to.
ReplyDeleteSee, I'm always too chicken to take pictures of the freaks I see in Walmart. I'm afraid they'll catch me at it and, I dunno, get their freak germs on me or something. Eww.
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