Ok, so they can just call it now. Call it for what it is, already, a hoax.Cmon, I question whether these two are even real, let alone married. She's a pop princess, second only to Lady Gaga, in the "Rule the Pop World" category, and he's just plain weird. Seriously, I believe he really is the character, Aldous Snow, the one he played in,"Forgetting Sarah Marshall".
They say there is someone for everyone, so if this is true, I think these two have YET to find their someone. Call me cynical, but I just think there is no way Little Miss Type A married that big heap of mess. For all the success that Russell Brand has had, and he's sort of riding a wave of cinematic success right now, what are the odds that Katy will hang around when the Russell Brand train comes to a halt?
What do I know? They could be the worlds longest survivng couple ever, but the odds are heavily stacked against them, especially if they both continue finding success in Hollywood.
Let's get a pool together and predict how long these two will last. I'm serouis.
$2o bucks says six months, or at least until after the release of his next movie, Arthur.
Katy is a 26 year old child and Russell is a 35 year old misfit with a history of drug abuse. Oh sure, this should work out just peachy.
ReplyDeleteHe gives me the effing willies. WHY is he famous, exactly? He definitely isn't funny.
ReplyDeleteEwww - she has SEX with him! Ick.
Now I have to shower.
Have you ever seen anyone INTERVIEW Russell Brand ??
ReplyDeleteHe's a COMPLETE IDIOT, and QUITE annoying.
He best be squeezing the hell out of those Grade A Knockers while he's got papers on 'em !
6 months seems a long time, unless he is gone most of the time at some movie shoot.
ReplyDeleteI'm one of the most cynical girls on the block, but I think there's something very cute about them together. If they'd never gotten together, it wouldn't seem like a potential match, but now that they are, they seem to fit.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to say . . . 4 months before someone cheats.
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope it's me. Making out with Katy Perry's boobs.
I dunno, maybe this isn't the popular opinion here today, but I like them both. I find them both extremely captivating. And together? Wow. I honestly hope it does work out.... and not just because I wanna see what their children turn out like. ;-)
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