Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Tuesday's Tale

Stan was dying.

His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly:

"I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to", his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."
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5 comments:

  1. Corve DaCostaAugust 17, 2010 at 9:10 AM

    LOL...

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  2. JimAugust 17, 2010 at 9:11 AM

    LOL!!!!!!!! Perfect. This is definitely one to send around.

    XO

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  3. The Dental MavenAugust 17, 2010 at 9:49 AM

    never underestimate a woman. period.

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  4. HeffAugust 17, 2010 at 9:54 AM

    Hmmm. Should've been called "Tuesday's Tail".

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  5. Scott OglesbyAugust 18, 2010 at 3:27 AM

    At least he lived a rewarding life. Badabing. I'll be here all week.

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