My ex left me to go "be young" with someone who didn't have an I-just-gave-birth-to-your-child-so-please-forgive-me-if-I-look-a-little-less-than-perfect-right-at-this-moment body. Yet.
Now? I'm the one with the hot body. And he has four kids with the other woman; she looks like she's given birth to 20 kids; and they're miserable and trapped in a tiny house which is falling apart around them and they can't afford to fix it up nor move nor do much of anything, really.
Yep. Payback is FREAKING LOVELY!!!! And I thank God for it every day.
There are a lot of women who seem like they'd go lezzy for Jen. Maybe she has an underestimated appeal to women... which may mean maybe Angelina and Brad are breaking up so Angelina can get with Jen. Plot twist!
*shrug* Candace how does this affect my life? Is their whatever going to somehow cascade up to where it reaches me?
The first and only payback I want right now is more sociopolitical in nature because what those pricks in DC do does directly and swiftly impact me.
Pshaw these two morons have plenty of money to weather any storm and split and take care of their brood. So I have no worry for the only thing important here; the kids.
I knew it! I knew they would soon fade as 'the couple' (not that I really care). Everyone's got 15 minutes, and they've had about 60. It's time for a new Hollywood - a Hollywood of approachable 'stars' and fame-seekers. It may be slow coming, but I think the backlash is almost here.
Candy - And there I thought you had finally posted that long awaieted new picture of yourself.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't look like she knows how to tie a Windsor knot, though . . .
ReplyDeleteXO
First, I just wanted to thank you for your inclusion of that image…..Thank you!
ReplyDeleteSecond, I still think that Jen would take Brad back. I mean, I’m not even slightly gay but I’d take him back. Bwahahahahaha……..
No wonder Pitt wasn't at the SAG awards the other night with the rest of the Inglorious cast.
ReplyDeleteSix kids? Wow.
Jen has been classy throughout it all and is looking hot.
ReplyDeleteShe's too good for Brad. He doesn't deserve her. I hope she finally meets a nice guy, for a change.
ReplyDeleteUnlike Brad.
I'd date him, though. I hear he gets some pretty good wacky weed..
ReplyDeleteYou should pose with a tie that has a less busy print.
ReplyDeletey'know, I have to admit, I really really like naked women...
ReplyDeletewhat was this about again?
Mm-hmm.
ReplyDeleteMy ex left me to go "be young" with someone who didn't have an I-just-gave-birth-to-your-child-so-please-forgive-me-if-I-look-a-little-less-than-perfect-right-at-this-moment body. Yet.
Now? I'm the one with the hot body. And he has four kids with the other woman; she looks like she's given birth to 20 kids; and they're miserable and trapped in a tiny house which is falling apart around them and they can't afford to fix it up nor move nor do much of anything, really.
Yep. Payback is FREAKING LOVELY!!!! And I thank God for it every day.
:-)
There are a lot of women who seem like they'd go lezzy for Jen. Maybe she has an underestimated appeal to women... which may mean maybe Angelina and Brad are breaking up so Angelina can get with Jen. Plot twist!
ReplyDeleteYou just knew it wasn't going to be "forever after." Although, for Hollywood, this may represent some kind of a record.
ReplyDelete*shrug* Candace how does this affect my life? Is their whatever going to somehow cascade up to where it reaches me?
ReplyDeleteThe first and only payback I want right now is more sociopolitical in nature because what those pricks in DC do does directly and swiftly impact me.
Pshaw these two morons have plenty of money to weather any storm and split and take care of their brood. So I have no worry for the only thing important here; the kids.
I knew it! I knew they would soon fade as 'the couple' (not that I really care). Everyone's got 15 minutes, and they've had about 60. It's time for a new Hollywood - a Hollywood of approachable 'stars' and fame-seekers. It may be slow coming, but I think the backlash is almost here.
ReplyDeleteYou know the old saying, "no matter how beautiful the woman is, someone is sick of listening to her shit". Neither of them is much of a prize anymore.
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