Only in the land of the free and the brave are we privy to a free show like this in the middle of the afternoon. If what they say is true and that the super market is a great place to find a mate, then sister is going for the full court press here. No wonder she has a gaggle of followers behind her. They get any closer and they may just get a wink from behind ;0
It just leaves one to wonder and sctatch the head,........What the???
"Sammi Jo wondered whether it was just her or was there a slight draft in the market?"
Oh dear lord!
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize, until recently, what some people who shop at Walmart look like. Now I make sure I'm showered, groomed and have clean appropriate clothing on when I have to go to Walmart. I don't want to end up on People of Walmart!
Walmart - Where every woman can still shop in "Juniors / Petite"
ReplyDeleteGaawwd! If she bends over, the world is her gynecologist!
ReplyDeleteAssuming she was the cottage cheese rep, health-conscious consumers followed Georgina throughout the store, waiting to see her display.
ReplyDeleteXO
Attention, we need a member of housekeeping in the freezer aisle with a mop and a bucket to clean up a massive cottage cheese spill.
ReplyDeleteCottage cheese joke taken. That's all I had.
ReplyDeleteSince cottage cheese was taken, I still wanted to point out there is a hell of a lot of hail damage right there.
ReplyDeleteI see London.
ReplyDeleteI see France.
Hell, I can even see the Klingons in the dark rings circling Uranus.
Mental image cleanup, aisle three.
ReplyDeleteSee, I was starting to feel a bit grody that I've been in my pajamas all day, but now I'm feeling quite well groomed indeed. Cool.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Candy!
Ho. Ly. Crap.
ReplyDeleteIf only she was wearing her red come hither g string.
ReplyDeleteI hope she's making a B-line to the exercise video section.
ReplyDelete"The woman later explained she ran out of maxi pads so she just hiked up her shorts and hoped for the best."
ReplyDeleteOh if only I could lip read...
ReplyDeleteThe white was not angelic nor virginal, but she tried anyways.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of captions...you are now a Firecrotch, my dear! Wear your badge proudly.
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