Wednesday, July 8, 2009

And I Wonder Why?

To think, a Masters Degree just isn't what it used to be.


So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,

'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
No, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the world would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

16 comments:

  1. Oh, that IS precious. I'll have to store that away in my memory banks and pull it out for a rainy day! Makes me want to dress up like a Walmart greeter for Holloween, go the local Walmart and give it a whirl! I could punk so many people!

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  2. Funny.

    You know, I've never been in a Wal-Mart.

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  3. Oh no you didn't!? Candy gurl, you so crazy!

    Wil Harrison.com

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  4. Awesome! I've always thought I was destined to be a Wal-Mart greeter..it's my dream.

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  5. You are exactly the type of greeter that I would want in a store!

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  6. hahahaha, that is great, and the photo rocks!

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  7. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    *tear*

    Oh man, working for just a day at Wal-Mart would probably help me with some anger issues.

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  8. Who came up with the store greeter thing anyway? It's so stupid. I could care less if someone says hello to me at a store, I'd rather there be lots of cashiers so you don't have to stand in line for ages.

    I admire your restraint though. I'd have cussed the fat cow out.

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  9. too freaking funny. I cannot stomach walmart. I just can't i hate the workers, i hate the people. man i am prolly going to hell!!!!

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  10. Wait, were you there when The Golden Boy and I found the goggles near the CUPS" And I DON'T mean drinking cups.

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  11. WalMart greeter, huh ? Yeah....

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  12. That's funny, I said the same thing to the warden upon my release. ;)

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  13. Really, cause I think you're perfect for the job!

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