This one time, I ate half a bag of tortilla chips. No salsa or anything on the chips, just the chips alone. Then I headed off to work, at a bowling alley, the midnight-to-dawn shift. In the middle of the night, I had an enormous chase of the shits. I don't know how long I was in the crapper, but it was long enough for my underling to steal 800 bucks from the safe.
Oh my...thanks for the warning of things to come if I continue on the "it's a holiday" food path
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Oh, yuck! *putting down the red licorice I'm eating for breakfast* This CANNOT be my future!
ReplyDeleteHope you are feeling better soon!
Ok, that video actually made me gag! Not the video but the audio portion. yuck!
ReplyDeleteI don't know, swine flu might be better ;)
ReplyDeleteHere's a TMI Tuesday/Mexican Food story for you.
ReplyDeleteThis one time, I ate half a bag of tortilla chips. No salsa or anything on the chips, just the chips alone. Then I headed off to work, at a bowling alley, the midnight-to-dawn shift.
In the middle of the night, I had an enormous chase of the shits. I don't know how long I was in the crapper, but it was long enough for my underling to steal 800 bucks from the safe.
OK, I have a weight issue - but I aint that bad!
ReplyDeleteMore chins than a chinese phonebook - classic line!
The # 1 rule of comedy - You CAN'T go wrong with a fart scene.
ReplyDeleteOh my...thanks for the warning of things to come if I continue on the "it's a holiday" food path
ReplyDeletehey, come over to my humble little place and answer the question "I am..." today - or go one step further and enter the contest (see the details at the post) bring your friends with you ;)
Yup. He's dead-sexy alright!
ReplyDeleteif it was Swine Flu, you'd know how to admit you have it...in Latin!
ReplyDeleteThat couldn't have been fun. . .
ReplyDeleteAye yi yi!
ReplyDeleteBut this is so much better to look at than the guy eating until he explodes in the Monty Python movie!
ReplyDeleteYeah I have had too many nights like tha from mecican or fake mexican (taco bell) I gave it up
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hahaha this is stupid but funny
ReplyDeleteHow much for 'dah behbee??
ReplyDeleteGET IN MAH BELLLL-LLLY!!!
Hmm, now is not the time to eat bad Mexican food!
ReplyDeleteEWWwwWWwwWWwwWWww!!!!
ReplyDeleteYowza, I hope you don't feel like that !!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewow, i just watched that video..
ReplyDeleteim sorry to say it, but you are really starting to let yourself go.... and to think i used to lust after you after that shoe story you told me....
ugh! I made it through Cinco de Mayo without a margarita or guacamole!!! What's happening to me?!?
ReplyDeleteSadly, Ill never be a size 2 no matter how many miles I run.
ReplyDeleteFortunately, Ill never be Fat Bastard no matter how many calories I chug.
It's a win win situation.