Friday, February 1, 2013

Ode To My Birthday Boy


The Golden Years are here at last!

I cannot see.
I cannot pee.
I cannot chew.
I cannot screw.

My memory shrinks.
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell.
I look like hell.
Yeah, the Golden Years have come at last,
and the Golden Years can kiss my a*s!

Happy Birthday to My Guy!
And don't worry baby, I'm right there all Golden next to you...

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6 comments:

  1. HeffFebruary 1, 2013 at 10:39 AM

    Thoroughly depressing, lol.

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  2. LuciaFebruary 1, 2013 at 11:13 AM

    this great ode to Golden Years...

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  3. LuciaFebruary 1, 2013 at 11:14 AM

    ps Happy Birthday!

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  4. MarkD60February 1, 2013 at 11:57 AM

    I am beginning to formulate the opinion that you are a highly twisted individual.
    I like that in a girl!
    neythx 74

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  5. the walking manFebruary 2, 2013 at 8:31 AM

    And because I believe I have a few on you let me add that the shit doesn't get any better. But I hope your birthday was filled with the wonder of life and the humor of the golden dufus you live with.

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  6. ScopeFebruary 2, 2013 at 11:02 AM

    I hope you gave your guy a HUGE SMILE for his birthday.

    If you know what I mean.

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