Monday, January 14, 2013

If I Were A Porn Star...

I'd attend the Porn Golden Globes looking like THIS..... she looked flawless.


So, if I were a porn star my name would be??? Ever wonder what yours would be???? Cmon, you know you have...

I was out some friends and we played this game, and it was hilarious!

Ready?

Your porn name is comprised of:

  • your middle name
  • the name of the street you grew up on 
Mine? 

Ann Woodridge

Not very sexy. So if you choose to go with  just a single Porn name as a headliner instead, go to the spice cabinet and count the third spice in:

My spice name is AWESOME!

Cinnamon...

Hell yeah, spicy and  sexy! I'll take Cinnamon any day.
What is yours? 

I cant wait for this. It's gonna be good...


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13 comments:

  1. MarkD60January 14, 2013 at 11:29 AM

    What better name for a porn star than Candy?
    4272 nfhstrin

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  2. Candy's daily DandyJanuary 14, 2013 at 12:02 PM

    Mark..true dat!

    What's yours??

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  3. HeffJanuary 14, 2013 at 12:24 PM

    Yeah, I was just about to say the same thing Mark did, but the street name is pretty funny, too.

    How about ...

    Candy Woodridge ?

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  4. LuciaJanuary 14, 2013 at 12:26 PM

    I moved twice so the first street was Gerrard, middle name Annamaria
    so Annamaria Gerrard or
    the second street I lived on as a kid Kingston Rd, so Annamaria Kingston, spice would be CHILI

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  5. SlydeJanuary 14, 2013 at 1:16 PM

    Louis Wolf...

    yeah, i can get behind that...

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  6. Dr ZibbsJanuary 14, 2013 at 3:40 PM

    Francis Douglas.

    (I want to add "Hung" as the middle name so it doesn't sound so presidential.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2013 at 4:33 PM

    William SouthWest, wait, that's what I do now. Nevermind.

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  8. FurtheronJanuary 14, 2013 at 4:43 PM

    Andrew Bendon!! No comment!

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  9. ScopeJanuary 14, 2013 at 9:44 PM

    John Countyline.

    Parsley Flakes

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  10. the walking manJanuary 15, 2013 at 9:15 AM

    Christopher "Cummin" Ward How the hell could anyone argue with that for a porn name...Vinegar could have been in the third spot.

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  11. CoraJanuary 16, 2013 at 7:27 AM

    I heard that your porn name is your first pet's name plus the street you grew up on.... which would make my porn name Pokey Place.

    Thank you. Thank you very much.

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2013 at 11:14 AM

    Had to Chime in here...

    Mine? Enrique Kilsyth

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  13. JimJanuary 17, 2013 at 9:02 AM

    I'd just like to know if porn actually HAS an awards show :-)

    XO

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