Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...
Yes, when women are young, they are legs, tits and ass, when they are old *choke* say, over 40, they are chest, rump and legs.
ReplyDeleteStick a shipping label on her.
ReplyDeleteGives new meaning to, "What can Brown do for you?"
ReplyDeleteAwwww yeah!
ReplyDeleteHey, at least Mr.UPS probably didn't get the chance to....."OVER-NIGHT" her !
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