A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband,
"Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin."
The husband, being shocked, replied,
"How's this possible? You've been married three times before."
The wife responds,
"Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it.
My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"
Joke courtesy of lotsof jokes.com
hardy har har har
ReplyDeleteOMFG!! Funny!!!
ReplyDeleteLol, very good . . . though I thought it was a Jewish joke, at first, since she said "please be gentile."
ReplyDeleteXO
ha here's to stamp collectors and their diligent pursuit of their pass times.
ReplyDeletePfffft! Funny! But that picture freaks me out. *shudder*
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteGreat old joke! And is that picture Gene Simmons brother?
ReplyDelete"mail it"?
ReplyDeletei dont get it.....
giggle...
ReplyDeleteAs a member of the American Philatelic Society (not kidding) and a holder of investment-grade US stamps I would just like to say that I find this joke not only very funny but also very very accurate.
ReplyDeletePractice makes perfect, you know.
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ReplyDeleteThis brings up a good point. I should join a stamp collector club. Screw the dating sites.
ReplyDeleteMy Dad was a stamp collector - maybe that was why my parents marriage was so good! :-)
ReplyDeleteGood one. :)
ReplyDeleteLoved Jim's comment. Ah, the cursed typo! Sometimes they add so much.
ReplyDeleteOooh! You naughty vixen! HA! I just love a great dirty joke. You can come sit next to me anytime!
ReplyDeleteLooks live Mark "The Savage" George.
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