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Great titles for the American woman.I just sent an email to my customers about my new, organic skin care line called Patyka. In the email, I admitted my obsession with skin care products. I thank God that I am obsessed with skin care, because when you take good care of your skin, it shows. Right now it is winter and this is the time to utilize those "special care" products to protect and hydrate

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Rushing to work, I was driving too fast and as a result was pulled over by the highway patrol.The state trooper noticed that my shirt had the name of a local high school on it. "I teach math there," I explained.The trooper smiled, and said, "Okay, here's a problem. A teacher is speeding down the highway at 16mph over the limit. At $12 for every mile, plus $40 court costs, plus the rise in her

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I fell asleep on the sofa during the State of The Union last night. I might have even been snoring, a little.Melissa McCarthy was nominated for an Academy Award for her role in Bridesmaids. I'm so pumped for her because she definitely stole the show. How's about we celebrate? I say Fight Club and we beat the shit out of her!I read an article in the paper today about Kelly Clarkson and then Kellie

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The bells may be ringing, but they don't soothe my broken heart.My memories of you are red and raw, like my tired eyes today. I chose to let you go, but that choice cut right through me and left me broken. I know you will suffer no more, so I must take comfort in the pieces of our life.You came to me when I needed you, wanted you and you never wavered. Always at my feet, or anywhere you could

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Things I'm currently lusting after:The ultimate coffee table book about the man, the myth, the legend behind...the shoes.Any and all things Iris Apfle:Seven grand. Stop it. Just stop it.Now seriously, and I need TWO of these. Price tag? $25,000.00. Each.I have yet to make these babies my own:Cooking expeirence to go with my brand new pressure cooker from Santa:Cooking excellence:And most

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Dear Walter:I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my

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(don't click to watch, it's disabled)Glee returned true to musical form last night, in the episode entitled "Yes/No" and kicked off the show with a sentimental favorite, Grease's "Summer Nights". Sam and Mercedes, pursued by their friends to tell the story of their romance, sing this adorable classic to perfection and keep to the original. To say I LOVED it, is an understatement, and any self

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Hey Bloggers!Welcome to the first edition of an exciting new segment on Candy's Daily Dandy called:CANDY CULTUREVideo blogging is something that I have been thinking about for a while, and I decided that 2012 would be the year to launch these bi-monthly video blogs. I have to confess, while my video skills were slightly rusty and being the cast, camera crew and producer all at once posed a slight

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That's how I'm feeling today. All business. The business at hand is all Pats, and I'm perceiving it as a dark, serious place. This isn't going to be a cake walk and sweet little me has no warm and fuzzy, "Go get em', fellas!" feeling. No, it's more like a, "Take no prisoners, and offer no mercy," kind of place. A dark kind of swagger.Tim WHO? C'mon now people, let's not forget who the opposing QB

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The woman pictured here is Isabella Stuart Gardner, the famed art collector and philanthropist who housed an amazing compilation of eclectic and very important artworks in her Boston home. Her collection is considered by some to be one of the greatest private collections of art in America. Mrs. Gardner spent years amassing these works of art and transforming her Boston home into a museum which

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So my friend sent me this and I thought I'd share with you.Her First Date If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described

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I dreamt last night that Adrienne and Paul Nassif were overnight guest in my home. That's probably because I watched the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Bravo before I went to bed. It's quite possible that I dreamt about them because I can most relate to the Nassif's, more than any of the other cast members on the show. They appear to be somewhat grounded, which is more than I can say for

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Is it just me or did Beyoncé have the shortest pregnancy in the history of the universe? I mean, didn't she like, just announce her pregnancy at the VMA awards? I think that was in September and if she was three months pregnant at the time, that would make her eight months pregnant now. Is there some super expensive, Fast Lane, Fast Pass sort of VIP baby delivery ticket that you can buy that the

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You'll go mad for these deals. So it's Friday bloggers, and that means it's time to get your freak on!I'm thinking of going to see," The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I hated the book, and just couldn't get through it but everybody says that you need to force your way through the first few chapters. Duh? Why would I want to read a book that I have to force my way through the first few chapters

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So I spent half of the morning searching for a STUPID commercial on YouTube that I saw about business that totally reminded me of myself. I wanted to share it with you today so that I could cheap out on a quick post and finish my year end stuff, inventory and taxes for 2012 and at least give a legit excuse for said cheap post. Like I got nothing better to do??Now, completely frustrated, this

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Today is kind of a big day for Frick.So I just text her, "You is kind. You is smart. You is important."I want my children to always remember this, and I want to tell them this as much as possible because positive affirmation mixed together with love can convey a powerful message. It's a life strategy that can manifest wonderful things.My mom always told me that there was nothing I couldn't

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So, I have to have the world's WORST newspaper delivery guy. Seriously, the guy delivers the paper whenever he feels like it, wherever he feels like it, and on Sunday morning, my newspaper arrives around 10 am. Long story short, he didn't deliver it today early enough for my schedule, so I had to use my iPad to get my morning news. (oh the horror! I roll old school on very few things, but my

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On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve

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It's Friday Bloggers, and you know what that means!And since its the last Friday before the new year, I decided to look BACK at those Wally World crazeees and the skin they regularly showcase. It's become a sport; flashing skin, and some of these people are true champions. I'm sure that wool sweater is keeping her nice and warm in this chilly weather. You know, it can get pretty breezy some days

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So yes, I saw these on TV.Pajama jeans? I decided to inquire further. At first glance these look to be faux designer jeans and nothing that would peak my interest but I have to admit I was curious. Made from a blend of cotton and denim, these faux jeans claim to be so comfortable that you can sleep in them. (I might have slept in my jeans a time or two, but it wasn't because I thought my jeans

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Anytime I see a "FW:..." in my inbox, I think the same thing; DELETE.The other day I got this one and just as I was hitting the X, I caught what it said:Perfect.

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Now that the major meal-eating-holiday's are over and the time to resolve is fast approaching, I want to talk about weight. I got to thinking about it because I, like everyone, over indulged this weekend, and now I am feeling feeling gross and I'm not loving the mini muffin top that has sprouted over the top of my skinny jeans. Those are the same jeans I'm supposed to feel skinny in, but don't

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He's coming, you know, my good friend in red.All dressed in his finest, from the top of his head.At Christmas time I get giddy with happiness and cheer.But really, it could be from all the eggnog and beer.So we'll invite him to come, to join in our joy.Knowing full well that he's busy, he gotta bust out the toys.But to me Santa just isn't a legend in red.He's a spirit, a hero and a saint, in my

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Nothing brings shrieks of delight from small children more than toys. Especially at Christmas time, when the promise of their most coveted toy possibly nestled under their tree helps to keep many awake at night with excitement. Toys are an important part of childhood, and some even instrumental in your child's development. The National Toy Hall Of Fame, based in Rochester, NY, just released their

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Visit us and buy fine wine for the holidays.So I have a confession to make. And I feel kinda bad about it because, you know, it's kinda like a "who the hell do I think I am" confession.Quick version:Frick had her senior pics take by a professional.(all the seniors do this) They're great and we have the disc to produce copies. Frack never brought home the order form for his school pics that were

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I was just thinking....I am overjoyed that Green Bay LOST this weekend! The Pats undefeated regular season record (tying Miami's historic undefeated season) still stands. But here's the thing, some say Green Bay wanted to lose, to take the pressure off the team as they chase the ultimate goal; back to back Superbowl championships. I got to thinking about our guy Bill Belechick when the Pats were

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I'm sorry peeps...but this is me today.I am one step away from a freakin' melt down cuz I have no time. I'm sure you can all relate.Good Lord...give me grace.

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Dreams really do come true.You will, of course, give our regards to Broadway.Congrats baby girl. I'm overjoyed for you and so very proud.

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That wonderful holiday season is upon us and I just can't help but use Clark Griswold's name as an adjective. Goofy, accident prone and lovable, Chevy Chase and National Lampoon created a holiday, Hollywood icon in the Christmas classic, "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation".This Christmas movie serves as my family's annual Thanksgiving night tradition. It kicks off our holiday and we can be

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It was a heck of a Glee-full Christmas last night, power packed with plenty of holiday music for every Christmas music fan. Matthew Morrison's (Mr. Shue) Glee directorial debut was a holiday "special" about the making of a holiday special. Plot lines-a-plenty, I'm reviewing the music today because it truly was a holiday treat, disguised in a retro, Star Wars themed, weird, but politically

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I love this story.Seems this average Joe, Bob Gray, and his girlfriend moved from Cleveland to LA earlier this year. When Bob signed up for a local cell phone number, he got one that changed his life. Bob inherited an old number of a famous and well connected Hollywood insider."The next day I get a text message," says Gray. " 'Hey man, I just saw your sh*t on TMZ.' " Surprised, he text back, "

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Order your magazine subscriptions for cheap at MagsDirect.com! These were priceless.... Redneck Christmas card? So proud, Earl is, of his smoking hot wife... I love this little girl's face!! It just about says it all. Why do parents do this to their kids? This one may cost them years of therapy bills.I'm sorry...I just threw up a little in my mouth. Are these people OUTTA THEIR MINDS?

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So I've got this story I've been dying to share with you, that has made national headlines recently, and I want to know what you think.Here's the situation:Two Massachusetts high schools, Cathedral High School and Blue Hills Regional Technical School, were competing this past weekend in a season ending Super Bowl Championship game. Cathedral senior quarterback, Matthew Owens, rushed for the

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I have 2 Pats season tickets for sale.My wife doesn't want to attend any more of their games as she doesn't like the person who sits in the seat next to us.I've attached a picture with the view from the seats.Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.Current Bid: $8670.00

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Just like the legendary John Cougar Mellencamp song says, you have to hold on to "sixteen as long as you can", and those changes will come around real soon making us all women and men for sure. Sam (a reinstated Chord Overstreet) knows this only too well, as he had to become a man real fast by becoming a stripper (named White Chocolate) to help support his family. Rachel and Finn convince Sam and

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It happens to all of us.It even happens to celebrities.We are not perfect, we all fall.This is a very recent picture of the glam Salma Hayek, when she fell leaving a building with her daughter. It happened to me very recently, also and like Salma, it happened somewhat publicly.Long story short, I was a a memorial service for a dear friend's family member. My dear friend came to me in the church

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No wonder Cookie Monster is one of the most beloved Sesame Street characters of all time, because nothing reduces mature adults into little children more than a plate full of cookies. We had our annual Christmas party yesterday and we decided to participate in a cookie swap. Have you ever done this?Everybody makes two dozen cookies; the recipe of their choice, and brings them to the party. The

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Ok, so I'm not that old, but I'm gaining on her...Funny thing is, as old as I am, I don't feel it. This is kind of a big one too, but I feel good. I got a special birthday swagger going today, and I'm making some birthday wishes.Some of my birthday wishes I won't speak of, for fear that they won't come true, and some of my birthday wishes have already come true.Truly blessed I am, and I'm gonna

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Dear God,My prayer for 2012 is for A fat bank account & a thin body.Please don't mix these up like you did last year.AMEN!

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Lady love is in the air at McKinnley High and the Glee club helps Santana find acceptance with her sexual identity. It's all about Santana, and as much as she resists. she is shown the glee club's support support by dedicating an entire weeks lesson of music to her. This is lead by none other than "fetus face" himself, Finn.Finn saves Santana from certain suspension, after slapping him across the

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We have lots of magazine subscriptions for the holidays! It turned out to be a very Black Friday this year. I can report a brisk return to holiday shopping and so far, I'm encouraged. Better than expected, and I'm happy to report that it seems to be trending all over the country. According to today's news, the reports are in and this could be a very merry Christmas for retailers. Wall Street

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Ok, so I'll admit it, I watched it last night.I was curious and I wanted to see for myself. Sort of, because what I really saw was what the powers that be wanted me to see. After watching the premiere episode of the highly touted, "Kourtney and Kim Take New York" I know one thing for sure, the whole marriage was doomed before it even started.The entire thing takes place immediately after the

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I'm going off grid today bloggers. I got a lot of cans to open.I'll see you on the flip side of Thanksgiving. Best wishes to you and yours.

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I'm a little behind schedule bloggers, because I got home last night at 1:00 am after Monday Night Football at Gillette Stadium. Sitting behind me was the guy from ABC's Modern Family, Eric Stonestreet. I don't watch Modern Family but I read enough rag magazines to know who he is and to know he is hilarious on the show. He's absolutely adorable, and I kept turning around and staring at him (I

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Ahhh, Thanksgiving.It's that wonderful American tradition that is still held some what sacred. It's the only holiday that is completely, 100%, all about the food. Thanksgiving is a great feast.Some observations:Stuffing seems to be the emotional favorite, second only to the turkey itself.There are those who prefer to eat out and those who prefer to stay home. I prefer to stay home.Cranberry

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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

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One of the perks of Candy's Daily Dandy is that occasionally someone will ask me to try their product for FREE and then tell you guys what I think. Sometime I bite at the offer and sometimes I don't. But when the people over at Vapor4Life asked me to try their e-cigarette, I practically jumped at the chance.An ex-smoker for years, and even more recently, I had seen these electronic cigarettes and

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Glee finally got it right last night.It was back to the basic reason that I love the show, in that last night's episode was all about the music. So instead of telling you who did what and why, I'm going to tell you about the musical mash-up melodies that made last night's episode so great!Right from the get go-the show opened with Puck's slammin' rendition of the Van Halen classic, "Hot For

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And it's not why you think. I just finished up, literally,(cuz I was too lazy to do it last night) cooking a Latin inspired dish for Frack's theatre company to enjoy tonite at their upcoming high school's show rehearsal. It's a spicy, sumptuous, salsa inspired dish that is always a crowd favorite. I've been making this dish for years, and as the recipe in the book, "America's Best Loved Community

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So Frack had his math tutor last Wednesday night and I had an hour to kill before I had to pick him up at the library. An hour to kill and Candy unleashed can be a very dangerous thing, indeed. The library is very close to a local CVS so I figured I would go grab a few things like toothpaste and such and effectively kill the hour. Sounds innocent enough, right?This particular CVS drugstore is

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Happy Veterans Day!!May your weekend be filled with the joy of freedom that our soldiers fight so valiantly to provide for us.Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

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What the hell is wrong with this world?My morning paper is filled with tawdry and tragic tales of sex crimes. Are people really that stupid? Lets talk first about legendary Penn State Football Coach Joe Paterno. While the facts on this case seem solid, the details are wherein the devil lies. Literally. What a horrid mess of details. Coach Paterno's former assistant, Jerry Sandusky has been

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Do you remember your first time? I do and I think that would make for a great blog post at another time. This blog post is about Glee's episode last night entitled "The First Time". McKinnley High's Glee clubbers, Rachel and Blaine are starring in the school's production of, "West Side Story". While rehearsing, Artie notes that the two leads lack a certain passion that comes with having

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Yesterday I told you about all things Frick, so today I'm going tell you a story about Frack.So, we get home from NYC Sunday night and Frack and his grandfather arrive home from the Pats/Giants debacle, along with my bestest and oldest friend in the world, Danny, at just about the same time. Frack jumps right to his homework. He's got an algebra test the next day and since I received a

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So New York City was a great trip and like all great trips it was over before we knew it. Frick, My Guy and I headed out to the Big Apple early Saturday morning and after a GPS snafu that landed us in Brooklyn, (we input New York, New York instead of Manhattan) we made it to our destination an hour off schedule. This, of course, killed any opportunity for an afternoon matinee, so My Guy bribed

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Tying up the loose ends today on a whirlwind, (literally) of a week:I'm thinking of submitting a recipe to Emeril Lagasse's "Eye of the Pie" contest. I have an age old recipe for an Italian pie that is so good it will make your toes curl. I guess you have to submit a video and a picture of the finished product. That would mean I would need some time to do that and that's a complete joke at this

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So one thing I learned through this entire storm drama is that you tend to appreciate the little things in life a lot more. You know, like when you check your email after a day or two and you find that you really don't mind all that annoying spam like you normally would. You may even actually open some of the six thousand discount offers you get in your inbox, because you can. I started thinking

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Just got the power back, literally moments ago...I'll come back when I thaw out with a proper blog post.

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"Five hundred twenty-five thousand Six hundred minutes,Five hundred twenty-five thousand Moments so dear. Five hundred twenty-five thousand Six hundred minutesHow do you measure, measure a year?"If you're Kim Kardashian you don't measure it in love, you measure it in money. It only lasted 72 days. 72 days was too long for Kimmy to be out of the spotlight so she created another bombshell to drop

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Today is a snow day.Can you believe that I just told you that? Seriously, today is a snow day for all of us because the storm that hit us over the weekend nearly crippled this area and we are AGAIN without power for days. This time both my husband and I cannot go to work because there is no power and it's only halloween. Last time neither of our businesses were effected.So what ever happened to

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So I attended a FAB event last night that served gourmet appetizers and finger foods. It was a girly girl, fashion benefit and auction for the Ellie Fund, a wonderful charitable organization that supports women with breast cancer and their families. It was a beautiful and fun event and all the ladies that attended had a fantastic time buying raffle tickets and bidding on gorgeous fashions for a

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If you've been reading the beauty posts here on The Daily Dandy, you know that that cute hot pink egg that is called Beauty Blender is ALWAYS on my lists of must haves. There is no better tool in the industry for applying a complexion enhancer, period. You've seen it here and in my store The Candy Bar because I'm Beauty Blender obsessed and I believe in this wonderful product. It's not my #1

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I die...Miss Piggy in Brian Atwood shoes Miss Piggy in Jason Wu designs in this month's In Style magazineMiss Piggy in Prabal Gurung in her photo fashion shoot from this month's In Style magazine I've always loved pigs. Maybe I was influenced by Charlotte's best friend Wilbur when I was a little girl, but their cute little pug noses and curly tails always made them the best stuffed doll option

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It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.The folks at the third house handed him a

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I lost my mojo and no matter how hard I try I can't seem to find it.The thing is, I'm not exactly sure where I lost it. I mean, I had it recently, but it has since gone missing. Damn, I hate it when this happens cuz I need it. My mojo accompanies wherever I go and is usually right there when I need it.But not lately. Lately it has taken a free pass and it gave me the heave-ho. Can't say that I

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So have you seen this?Kevin Cotter, a man whose high school sweetheart and wife of 12 years left him in July of 2009, turned his devastation and despair into success. A box salesman from Tuscon Arizona, Cotter, had been with his wife for more than half of his life and had two children with her when she walked out leaving her life and her wedding dress behind in a keepsake box in the closet. She

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Ok so this is way too good NOT to share. All I have to say about this is while the sports worship is completely accurate, we don't really sound like that. Do we?

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One of my guilty pleasures in this life is watching those dumb-ass Kardashians. I have to admit it, that I just can't help trying to "Keep up" with them. Why? I can't quite explain it, nor can the millions of other idiots, like me, who watch them but I'm riveted.There's just something about them.Love them or hate them, they grow on you. I couldn't help but recently feel bad for youngest

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I'm embarrassed to admit that I really never gave this "Occupy Wallstreet" movement more than a passing glance in my newspaper. I read about it, filed the information in my brain and continued on about my day. It was always there, but in the back of my clogged up mind. I knew it was a politically charged protest that had to do with corporate greed and economic inequality and that was just about

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There aren't enough days in the weekend. ~Rod SchmidtWeekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~Bill WattersonThe only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. ~Chuck PalahniukAlways strive to excel, but only on weekends. ~Richard RortyOf all the days that's in the weekI dearly love but one dayAnd

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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom??Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite, What about you Sherman, how would you

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So I got a Twitter virus yesterday from Knucklehead. I'm sure it's not his fault, but who knew you could get a virus from Twitter?Now I gotta worry about Tweeting viruses?? Cut it out.It was all very cunning too. I got a notification the other day saying that my blogger buddy, Knucklehead, had tweeted some "bad stuff about you" here (web address). So, since it was the week of Jet/Pats, I'm

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I learned my lesson but good this weekend. When it comes to razors, the old adage is true; you get what you pay for. Frick asked me to get her some razors, so being the stellar mother that I am, I bought her the cheapest, bagged up by three's, pastel colored, piece of shit disposable razors I could find. You know, the kind you would buy because you think that $12-15 dollars is too much to spend

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Oh hell yes!It's Friday bloggers and I couldn't be more ready for a long weekend. The weather around here has been dreamy; cool mornings and sultry, mild, summery afternoons. It looks like we are headed for more of this for the weekend, so I am ready to kick back and enjoy. Things I'm planning on doing:It's time for the fall mums in the pots. The summer flowers are still kicking, but they have

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Sometimes I'm such a contradiction that I don't even recognize myself. I mean, almost everyday I come here, to a web address that bears my name, and write about the stuff that concerns me. Then I get dressed and I go to my little shop that bears my name and sell makeup, skincare and my expertise. But, I'll be the first one to tell you that I don't really love the spotlight, yet I've got your

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Last night's episode, entitled "Asian F" left me thinking, "what the F is wrong with what used to be the best show on television?".Mike Chang and his dad are in Principal Figgins office because Mike's dad is concerned over Mike's A-, an Asian F, on his chemistry test. He demands Mike be drug tested and insists that he is on fast track to academic ruin. He wants him to quit the Glee club and all

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Happy Tuesday Bloggers!So I was talking to a good friend of mine this morning and she was very depressed. I felt so bad for her but all I could do was lend her my moral support. Then I came here and saw this WallyWorld Freak in my reader, and I thought maybe there's hope for my friend, after all.So I'm breaking my Freaky Friday tradition, and I've decided to dedicate this special Tuesday edition

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Sometimes I think age really is a state of mind. Most days, I like to think of myself as a young woman, and there are other days when I feel really old. None more so than after a night of partying and drinking.My nephew got married this weekend and it was a family affair; a real cause for celebration and we ripped it up hard. I had a grand old time and drank champagne all night and sure enough I

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So I'm really excited Bloggers, cuz this weekend My Boy, my nephew is taking a walk down the aisle with the love of his life! Yup, and he's the first one of my 11 nieces and nephews, so we are gonna par-tay into the wee hours of the night and celebrate.Having just been at this rodeo myself, I decided to dedicate today's post to the glorious couple and lighten up the mood. Lord knows things can

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EXT: Boston living room, in front of TV-Wednesday night, September 28, 2011This entire exchange takes place via text message between FANNY and DANNY.While watching RED SOX play in a do or die game, with the RED SOX leading the ORIOLES late in the seventh inning 3-2, the game goes into a rain delay.7:42 PM ESTFANNY: We have the game on the TV and the iPad on his lap with the Yanks/Tampa game going

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Isn't there a song that ends with, "and sure as you're born, the loveliest of all is the unicorn.."?I seem to remember singing it at some drunken Cape Cod happy hour once a long time ago.Anyway, in the happy little world of McKinnley High, it would seem that our boy Kurt is confused about who he is. Running for Student Body President and trying out for the lead in the school production of West

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I'm starting this post off with the Really Ugly and work my way backwards because I want to end this on a high note.The Really Ugly: It's a good thing I'm not suicidal. Yeah I know, I'm always talking sports smack when my team is winning. Yup, I'm sure I'm righty obnoxious about my Beantown purebred when it comes to game but I'm definitely not feeling it now.I feel sick. An entire Nation feels

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It's funny, I always thought I was too young to have a bucket list. Then this weekend, I had an epiphany of sorts when I realized that I couldn't do something I had always wanted to do. I immediately thought it was something I couldn't cross off my bucket list, and it was then that I decided I have one; a bucket list, that is.I was in NYC over the weekend and I had always wanted to take a spin

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Tom had been in police work for 25 years.Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Most days it's total peace and quiet.After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge bearded man is standing there,"Name's

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I read about this "Dream Team" new band today made up of an eclectic group of performers, some legendary, some not. They call themselves "Super Heavy", and I think they just may be super cool. For the past two years, Mick Jagger, Joss Stone, Dave Stewart, Damien Marley, and AR Rahman, have been working on a secret album that drops this week. Super Heavy's debut album is said to be a "fusion" of

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Red is a power color.Evidently Hollywood agrees with me because red was all over the red carpet last Sunday. This is Martha Plimpton from one of my new favorite shows, "Raising Hope". Check out Kate Winslet, Lea Michelle, Nina Dobrev, and Kerry Washington in their Emmy finest. These ladies are stunning!But I think this lady wins the "Best Dressed" honors. Nina Dobrev from "The Vampire Diaries"

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This is a societal conundrum.So I'm watching E News the other day and they are teasing this new Joe Jonas video that's super sexy. They keep saying how he's grown all grown up now and "steaming up" the screen in his new video with some unknown girl. E News must have teased the "sexy hot" video about 6 times before they showed Joe in an interview and the video.During the interview they asked him

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Slow, steady and take deep breaths.Mid morning already and I'm one fender bender away from a mental breakdown. Not really bloggers, but I'm feeling much like my friend in the picture above right about now.And it wasn't even me who had the fender bender.It was minor and thank God, but it was my car. Christ, I need a vacation.Happy weekend bloggers and DRIVE SAFELY.

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Overheard on my treadmill this morning: More housework=More sexReally? I found this so interesting. So, if I stay home and clean the toilets, I'm gonna get rewarded in the bedroom? No, that can't be right. What if it was reversed? What if My Guy stayed home and cleaned the toilets? Does that mean that he's entitled to an evening of me being his own personal love slave?According to a new study,

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Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"Patient: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"The Doctor nods, "Hmm."Patient: "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?""Hmm," says the Doctor,He picks up his pad and

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I am a nut.Many of you who have been hanging around The Daily Dandy for long enough know this to be fact. You also know that I am a fashion nut. Fashion speaks to my soul, and nothing makes me feel better than the feel of fine fashions against my skin.But today I am a SMART nut.Today I made some mean fashion decisions and hit the mother load.Italian designer, Missoni, (my most very favorite

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Oh yeah....I'm ready.Time to get back to bizness after a LONG off-season and expectations are high here in Championship City. Local paper headlines today read, "Time Is Ticking", and they refer to My Tommy, who at the ripe age of 34, opens the Patriots season tonite in Miami.Stats show that in the salary cap era, only 4 quarterbacks over the age of 31 have won a Super Bowl which means that on

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You showed up at the high school prom by limo. You relax with friends in your back yard spa.You can proudly display all the wedding photos.You carry around your little lap dog.You just hosted Uncle Earl and the family at the family reunion.Calamari is one of the foods you eat regularly. You have your own stool at the local pub.You're a true fashion visionary.Happy Weekend Bloggers!

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Hey, I am all for love.Dang, I am probably one of the most mushy, push overs when it comes to being in love and being around love. I also know when I'm being hoodwinked, and something ain't right here. Meet Doug Hutchison and his 17 year old bride, Courtney Stodden. Yes, that girl just turned 17, and she was 16 when they met and married this past May. Doug, a Hollywood actor, is best known for

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There was a time long ago when that photo and the words beneath it rang truer than the Liberty Bell. Today, I'm not so sure anymore.Believe it or not, Buckner's got his swagger back. Really. It's true. Seemed before 2004, Bill Buckner was doomed to a life of chastisement from The Nation. The Red Sox Nation, that is, and just like the character Ray Finkel in the movie "Ace Ventura Pet Dectective"

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I am certainly no stranger to robbery.Just 8 months after my EX-ASS and I split up many years ago, my home was burglarized. Thieves took every bit of my jewelry and my daughter's jewelry and nothing else. It was so violating and scary, even if it was an inside job, that we were all shaken by it. But that's a blog for another day. Today I mention it because we got hit again, on Sunday night.It

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Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?" His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and

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This guy is a pathetic figure. Jennifer Lopez's estranged husband, Marc Anthony, felt the need to conduct a televised, prime time interview to explain that his marriage "just ran it's course", and that there was no infidelity. I'm not sure I really believe him or I really care. It's a toss up. The guy is a serial adulterer. He left his pregnant wife for JLo and karma's a bitch. Also, rumors are

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Get a load of this one... So yesterday was day three and counting of no power. My mom and I decide to get a hotel room so the children could have a hot shower before the first day of school today. A hot shower for myself wouldn't have been a bad idea because the shower I took yesterday was so COLD that it gave me a headache. Anyway, My Guy and My Dad stay at home (because we have 3 dogs) and we

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